{"id":8749,"date":"2026-07-14T21:18:17","date_gmt":"2026-07-14T21:18:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gpstrianglenews.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/14\/readers-digest-my-boyhood-read\/"},"modified":"2026-07-14T21:18:17","modified_gmt":"2026-07-14T21:18:17","slug":"readers-digest-my-boyhood-read","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gpstrianglenews.com\/index.php\/2026\/07\/14\/readers-digest-my-boyhood-read\/","title":{"rendered":"Reader\u2019s Digest, my boyhood read"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Photo:&nbsp;A stack of 1964 Reader&#8217;s Digests, a trip back in time. Courtesy of Brenda Bancroft.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i><b><em>By Tom Poland, A Southern Writer<\/em><br \/><a href=\"https:\/\/tompoland.net\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>TomPoland.net<\/em><\/a><\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>I read my mother&rsquo;s Reader&rsquo;s Digests from cover to cover. It&rsquo;s hard find one today, but if you do, it will take you back to another era. And it just might shock you.<\/p>\n<p>Back in 1964 Reader&rsquo;s Digest suited me fine. Features included &ldquo;How To Say It In Writing,&rdquo; Picturesque Speech,&rdquo; &ldquo;Quotable Quotes,&rdquo; a book section, and my favorite, &ldquo;It Pays To Increase Your Word Power.&rdquo; Here&rsquo;s a sample from the April 1964 quiz. Define: penurious &#8230; prolix &#8230; and puerile. (Answers below.)<\/p>\n<p>In the 1960s the Digest covered things that interest me today, back roads and nature . . . stories like &ldquo;Farewell to the Small Farm&rdquo; . . . &ldquo;The King of Beasts Makes His Last Stand.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Looking through several issues I see ample advice to wives, not women &mdash; wives. Everybody was married it seemed or should be. &ldquo;What Wives Don&rsquo;t Know About Sex,&rdquo; a failed attempt at humor. Some stories came across as sexist with &ldquo;advice&rdquo; for married women, how to be a good wife in the night to head off divorce. Some were tongue in cheek. Some features were insensitive such as &ldquo;Abortion, the Deadly Favor.&rdquo; I don&rsquo;t remember any of that. I clearly recall regular features in the Press Section &mdash; Humor in Uniform, Laughter, The Best Medicine, and Life in These United States.<\/p>\n<p>The digest reflected the times and it was often a low-brow read, prompting a professor to tell me &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t read Reader&rsquo;s Disgust.&rdquo; I read it, and in reading its many features, one predicted a stop in my writing journey. The February 1964 issue&rsquo;s &ldquo;Most Successful Swamp in America&rdquo; told how Dick Pope Sr. turned Cypress Gardens into a water ski kingdom and a multimillion-dollar tourist attraction. Thirty-two years later I would write the 60th anniversary feature of Cypress Gardens for a national magazine, Ski Boat.<\/p>\n<p>The opening managed to be insensitive while slamming wetlands. &ldquo;In the past 25 years he (Pope) has done more for the well-filled bathing suit than the built-in bra; he has converted a fetid swamp in central Florida into a shrine for tourists, left the impression that if he did not conceive water-skiing he at least gave it legitimacy; and he has provided a constant and buoyant irritant for his bitter rival, the state of California.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Pope&rsquo;s Cypress Gardens is considered the first theme park, &ldquo;fetid swamp&rdquo; and all.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes the front cover was the table of contents, sometimes art akin to a Norman Rockwell painting. &ldquo;Articles of lasting interest&rdquo; covered hoodlums, fraudulent elections, nuclear energy, the ills of smoking, child molestation, war, urban rot, divorce, and more. &ldquo;Take the handcuffs off Our Police.&rdquo; bemoaned how an over-zealous concern for criminals&rsquo; rights was preventing law enforcement officials from doing their job effectively. Some espouse the opposite view today. They want no police at all.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;Will We Pay Off Our Stupendous National Debt?&rdquo; Sound familiar? Here&rsquo;s another once-familiar refrain, &ldquo;Needed in Viet Nam: The Will to win.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Again, as a boy none of these features caught my eye. I best recall &ldquo;My Most Unforgettable Character,&rdquo; nature stories, and vocabulary quizzes. Reader&rsquo;s Digest provided an escape and a test of knowledge.<\/p>\n<p>If you get your hands on a Digest, check out the ads. See spokesmen like Arthur Godfrey. Ads for SPAM are as close to the internet as you&rsquo;ll get. See SEGO, the magical meal that helps you slim down.<\/p>\n<p>I enjoyed going through the old digests, but it made me realize something. A 15-year-old boy in rural Georgia was not worldly. I just didn&rsquo;t get life at all back then, but I could do pretty good as vocabulary goes. By the way, Reader&rsquo;s Digest is still with us. Find it online. $10 will get you a year&rsquo;s subscription.<\/p>\n<p>(Penurious is to be stingy. Prolix is to be verbose. Puerile is to be childish.) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Photo:&nbsp;A stack of 1964 Reader&#8217;s Digests, a trip back in time. Courtesy of Brenda Bancroft. By Tom Poland, A Southern WriterTomPoland.net I read my mother&rsquo;s Reader&rsquo;s Digests from cover to cover. It&rsquo;s hard find one today, but if you do, it will take you back to another era. 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